Tumblr (3.0; @awkwardmetalpics)http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/<p>Happy followers keep Varg smilin’! Thanks for the support \m/</p>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/50587448195http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/50587448195Thu, 16 May 2013 13:44:22 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/adc146963055d0c9bd4e30757683f8b4/tumblr_mmrq0ueRV81rvvaezo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyberpunklady.tumblr.com/post/50394525390/100-serious-folk-metal-bass-player">cyberpunklady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>100% serious folk metal bass player</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/50394847281http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/50394847281Mon, 13 May 2013 23:12:02 -0400ensiferumsami hinkkansfw???<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1bc34a84c24394c04f8ea6867cd4c79b/tumblr_miw6qsUVjG1qfy3nvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lucipussycat.tumblr.com/post/44152756000/ozzy-in-the-80s-gosh-his-metalhair-phase">lucipussycat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ozzy in the 80’s…Gosh, his “metalhair” phase was…No words…(not mean it was a good thing, this outfit…Blerg!).</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/49748132323http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/49748132323Sun, 05 May 2013 23:31:49 -0400idk about y'all but this is my favourite ozzy eraozzy osbourne<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44f89597109a76867bb6195d2b130f24/tumblr_mkp83zuBFw1ruekb8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heaven-nor-hell.tumblr.com/post/47114808420">heaven-nor-hell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>This is the most metal picture I’ve ever seen</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Today, have an awesome metal pic instead of an awkward metal pic.</p>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/49455700854http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/49455700854Thu, 02 May 2013 16:07:43 -0400EnsiferumSami Hinkkahttp://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/49271317339http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/49271317339Tue, 30 Apr 2013 14:32:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/064969bb441df55ae5e4f10827d97c70/tumblr_mlyxw2Vx191rtydnpo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e5b21b795588a6a866369bc25fb4a6a/tumblr_mlyxw2Vx191rtydnpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7860bf49374952a1e86d34d6f1138f5/tumblr_mlyxw2Vx191rtydnpo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f03471f8cfc9399e3d1095e90ca0ae4/tumblr_mlyxw2Vx191rtydnpo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bf5e141f1cbdec5c2bd9dc2f67ef782/tumblr_mlyxw2Vx191rtydnpo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b04b132457a907aba6ca8335f674f040/tumblr_mlyxw2Vx191rtydnpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queen-ov-night.tumblr.com/post/49090482846/the-adventures-of-kauno-and-jauno-2">queen-ov-night</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>The Adventures of Kauno and Jauno (2)</strong></p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/49149294762http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/49149294762Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:37:58 -0400KorpiklaaniCane SavijariJarkko Aaltonenawkwardmetalpics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f19537eed7f508d20abb0fbb3eceb6de/tumblr_mlvy2ff7221qcxrbdo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/505e90ee24056726eeaa66696b291dcf/tumblr_mlvy2ff7221qcxrbdo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a8fddc4beff0e53cdd8ba04e29f2c338/tumblr_mlvy2ff7221qcxrbdo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elagabalus.tumblr.com/post/48961897135/swedish-occult-rockers-ghost-who-are-fronted">elagabalus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><span>Swedish occult rockers </span><strong>GHOST</strong><span>, who are fronted by </span><strong>Papa Emeritus II</strong><span>, have begun selling dildos and butt plugs via their </span><a href="http://www.backstreet-merch.com/stores/ghost/official_ghost_phallus_phallos-mortuus-ritual-box-set_gits75.html">official webstore</a><span>.</span><br/><br/><span>For $199.99, fans of the band will get the </span><strong>“Ghost Phallos Mortuus Ritual Box Set – Phallus”</strong><span> containing the following items:</span><br/><br/><span>* 1 x exclusive </span><strong>Papa Emeritus II</strong><span> dildo puppetmaster t-shirt (only available with this item)</span><br/><span>* 1 x bible box case with gold-embossed artwork and red velvet lining.</span><br/><span>* 1 x divorce paper scroll with customised </span><strong>GHOST</strong><span> foil emblem.</span><br/><span>* 1 x </span><strong>GHOST</strong><span> brushed metal logo charm.</span><br/><span>* 1 x bronze effect metal butt plug with moulded grucifix logo base.</span><br/><span>* 1 x sculpted black silicone Papa Emeritus II dildo.</span><br/><br/><span>Measurements:</span><br/><br/><span>Box: L24cm W18cm D6cm</span><br/><span>Logo Charm: L8cm W4cm</span><br/><span>Butt Plug: L7cm W3cm </span><br/><span>Dildo: L19cm W4cm</span><br/><br/><span>The box set starts shipping Friday, May 3.</span><br/><br/><strong>GHOST</strong><span> was forced to modify its name in the U.S. to </span><strong>GHOST B.C.</strong><span> for “legal reasons.”</span><br/><br/><span>Hailing from Linköping, Sweden, </span><strong>GHOST</strong><span> formed in in 2008. They released their heralded debut album, </span><strong>“Opus Eponymous”</strong><span>, in 2010. In 2011,</span><strong>GHOST</strong><span> performed at the annual </span><strong>Download</strong><span> festival in the United Kingdom. The band’s fanbase began to swell and not long after added some of hard rock’s finest to this group. Additionally that year, </span><strong>GHOST</strong><span> took part in the</span><strong>“Defenders Of Faith III”</strong><span> tour with </span><strong>TRIVIUM</strong><span>, </span><strong>IN FLAMES</strong><span> and </span><strong>RISE TO REMAIN</strong><span>. In early 2012, they embarked on their first tour of the United States and later that year shared the stage with </span><strong>MASTODON</strong><span> and </span><strong>OPETH</strong><span>on their “Heritage Hunter Tour” in North America. That summer the band was invited by </span><strong>METALLICA</strong><span>’s </span><strong>James Hetfield</strong><span> to perform on the main stage of </span><strong>METALLICA</strong><span>’s first annual </span><strong>Orion Music + More</strong><span> festival.  </span></p> <p><span>- <a href="http://www.blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=189246">blabbermouth.net</a></span></p> </blockquote> <p><span>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GHOST, PLEASE. </span></p> </blockquote> <p>Satanic babbies can’t even get their Satanic crosses right. AWKWARD.</p>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/48961954526http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/48961954526Fri, 26 Apr 2013 19:19:09 -0400though we're still convinced that Ghost is actually a joke bandghostghost b.c.nsfw<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/73878bfebef30e1ac9698c80aab76c25/tumblr_mlrnterpLq1r6nmb1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Korpiklaani’s lineup has been changing a lot lately.</p>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/48778505943http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/48778505943Wed, 24 Apr 2013 11:46:00 -0400KorpiklaaniJonne JarvelaHedgehogsawkwardmetalpics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22f9425918e9ec40eaee8e18a3c86688/tumblr_ml0pdpoeJL1rmyzk1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/48318190526http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/48318190526Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:37:04 -0400metallicajames hetfieldglenn danzigdanzig<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e39f357efc462bc1a0bdaf3d377efaa/tumblr_mkjr8uLpi11r6nmb1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ozzy wishes you a happy and fertile zombie jesus day</p>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/46795762903http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/46795762903Sun, 31 Mar 2013 18:46:06 -0400awkwardmetalpicsozzy osbourneeaster<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83f1ff1f443a3f5374b0a54ab659e481/tumblr_mgsr49GIYh1qll34mo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/45808438436http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/45808438436Tue, 19 Mar 2013 22:51:33 -0400awkwardmetalpicsmegadethdave mustaine<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/95c91bd6ac6700274428f2c7995d93f5/tumblr_mjlyx6BsAU1rwj0u6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/808960d7cd9f427cd26fd454e75bdd99/tumblr_mjlyx6BsAU1rwj0u6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dumbrockpix.tumblr.com/post/45318527758/number-of-the-book">dumbrockpix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Number of the Book</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/45319558155http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/45319558155Wed, 13 Mar 2013 23:11:53 -0400iron maidenbruce dickinson<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a02649e107ace062af1eb8bf07e42ad0/tumblr_mj1trcFYGN1r6nmb1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/44391481010http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/44391481010Sat, 02 Mar 2013 14:49:58 -0500swashbuckleadmiral nobeardawkwardmetalpicstired internet memes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/89cd960fb825d7c9cea15167413ac296/tumblr_mihtyrHDmW1ql5xqpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disp0sableheroes.tumblr.com/post/43525459245/i-love-him">disp0sableheroes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I love him.</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/43842816610http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/43842816610Sat, 23 Feb 2013 18:33:40 -0500I HOPE NO ONE'S SICK OF JARI YETjari maenpaawintersun<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/306bf2d8fd19b423512a6a7fde503402/tumblr_mihuxrFcP81rpeemro3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23f8c6c2336942885713749ef5cac087/tumblr_mihuxrFcP81rpeemro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d99c23b37807b3ff4e3af59d2b0f49e/tumblr_mihuxrFcP81rpeemro6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9dd53908cd4d02494e46e68fd7a16f99/tumblr_mihuxrFcP81rpeemro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7afb89e4f81ce7ebdd90557d371c363/tumblr_mihuxrFcP81rpeemro5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa443717398c59827d7b199abb5d2de6/tumblr_mihuxrFcP81rpeemro8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4730a563cc57d44aa4a1de784a3e88b2/tumblr_mihuxrFcP81rpeemro4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b9d3b03a26f80ca5b128927000877f0/tumblr_mihuxrFcP81rpeemro7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metalintheflesh.tumblr.com/post/43527165964/wintersun-merch-i-dont-care-if-someone-already">metalintheflesh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Wintersun Merch.</p> <p>I don’t care if someone already posted these.  </p> <p>This is for my own personal gratification.  </p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/43747554824http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/43747554824Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:38:14 -0500it just keeps happeningthey get more and more awkwardwintersun<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9398417bf2cdeb33a12a56b7734590d5/tumblr_mg2dh9R7GN1qzfguyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/71dbdbc0891f4df242ec465929ca2b39/tumblr_mg2dh9R7GN1qzfguyo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blueruins.tumblr.com/post/43443589939">blueruins</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Alice Cooper: Whiplash Mascara</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/43696788836http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/43696788836Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:29:38 -0500i think we may have posted this beforebut it needs to happen againalice coopershut up he's metal enough<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0a99c7452c467e788cf8d887e6482c80/tumblr_mij50duFso1rnf5n3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/43663245098http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/43663245098Thu, 21 Feb 2013 15:24:55 -0500jari maenpaawintersun<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6c322b2e3fe98265a596b05f82c8472/tumblr_mihm88z6ot1r6nmb1o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d99c23b37807b3ff4e3af59d2b0f49e/tumblr_mihm88z6ot1r6nmb1o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa443717398c59827d7b199abb5d2de6/tumblr_mihm88z6ot1r6nmb1o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151444965642402.508987.8120427401&type=3">WINTERSUN guys presenting WINTERSUN merchandise!</a></p> <p>Get it while it’s hot! Or cold and frozen, as it were.</p>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/43512001206http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/43512001206Tue, 19 Feb 2013 16:55:20 -0500awkwardmetalpicsWintersunJari MaenpaaTeemu MantysaariJukka Koskinen<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5575f2c4b12c9f7004ede9fba93b3d6a/tumblr_mi2rx0b4c71r8ya7ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nergals-forehead.tumblr.com/post/42867397696/oh-devin-you">nergals-forehead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oh Devin, you</p> </blockquote>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/43201617680http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/43201617680Fri, 15 Feb 2013 23:15:37 -0500awkwardmetalpicsdevin townsenddevin townsend project<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc6e25699fce4b18e42aa459a8baeede/tumblr_mgret8xqU91ravf5ko1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://heartheblackbirdscry.tumblr.com/post/40750950937/vreth-why-are-you-showering-with-a-cowboy-hat-and">heartheblackbirdscry</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Vreth why are you showering with a cowboy hat and sunglasses </p> </blockquote> <p>why not</p>http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/42761787359http://awkwardmetalpics.tumblr.com/post/42761787359Sun, 10 Feb 2013 12:01:51 -0500vrethfinntroll