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(via elagabalus)

elagabalus:

Swedish occult rockers GHOST, who are fronted by Papa Emeritus II, have begun selling dildos and butt plugs via their official webstore.

For $199.99, fans of the band will get the “Ghost Phallos Mortuus Ritual Box Set – Phallus” containing the following items:

* 1 x exclusive Papa Emeritus II dildo puppetmaster t-shirt (only available with this item)
* 1 x bible box case with gold-embossed artwork and red velvet lining.
* 1 x divorce paper scroll with customised GHOST foil emblem.
* 1 x GHOST brushed metal logo charm.
* 1 x bronze effect metal butt plug with moulded grucifix logo base.
* 1 x sculpted black silicone Papa Emeritus II dildo.

Measurements:

Box: L24cm W18cm D6cm
Logo Charm: L8cm W4cm
Butt Plug: L7cm W3cm 
Dildo: L19cm W4cm

The box set starts shipping Friday, May 3.

GHOST was forced to modify its name in the U.S. to GHOST B.C. for “legal reasons.”

Hailing from Linköping, Sweden, GHOST formed in in 2008. They released their heralded debut album, “Opus Eponymous”, in 2010. In 2011,GHOST performed at the annual Download festival in the United Kingdom. The band’s fanbase began to swell and not long after added some of hard rock’s finest to this group. Additionally that year, GHOST took part in the“Defenders Of Faith III” tour with TRIVIUM, IN FLAMES and RISE TO REMAIN. In early 2012, they embarked on their first tour of the United States and later that year shared the stage with MASTODON and OPETHon their “Heritage Hunter Tour” in North America. That summer the band was invited by METALLICA’s James Hetfield to perform on the main stage of METALLICA’s first annual Orion Music + More festival. 

- blabbermouth.net

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GHOST, PLEASE. 

Satanic babbies can’t even get their Satanic crosses right. AWKWARD.